Mar. 30th, 2004 11:56 pm
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On his way back from seeing Arwen at Buffy's, Russell called in to see Agent Smith. Winding him up always gave him a buzz! On his way out, [ profile] code_smith handed him a piece of paper with questions on it.

1) Why do you enjoy killing your brain cells with mind-altering substances? Is it because your brain cells are a non-essential part of your being?

See, I read this article in Omni, which said that we all have over 100 billion brain cells, and we only ever use 10% of them, so I reckon that there's plenty left over to play with! And I love the buzz, man! In fact, why don't you make up a batch of that synthetic dope, grab a copy of the "Smoke and Mirrors" program, and come on over! Then you can see for yourself. My door is always open to anyone who wants to expand their mind ... and kill a few brain cells! *grins* Course, not in your case, man. No brain!

2) Drugs or your guitar. Which one would you choose? You can't say both.

Easy. Guitar! And I don't care if you don't believe me!

3) What is 1 + 1?

Oooh, hard one, Smith! Lets go with ah ... 2!

4) What about 8 modulo 6?

Ah, easy! 2! Given that 2 is the remainder of 8 divided by 6. Ah ha! Proof that I've still got some live ones in there somewhere!

5) You're stoned and not paying attention to me, aren't you, Russell?

Did you say something, man? *grins* Actually, I'm not, but the more time I spend with you, the more I wish I was!
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